Austin-isms

The Computer: I told Austin Do Not Touch the Computer please it is a NO NO... So what is it? Austins reply "computer". Yes he was right, but I wanted him to understand that it was a no no.....

Austin what's in your hand? Austin wads up the paper and shoves it in the back of his shirt and holds out his hands, what paper?

Okay Austin your only allowed to color on the paper. 20 minutes later I don't see him anywhere.... I open a closet and there he is coloring the underside of the shelves. Well at least he picked a place I can't see......

I'm in updating the blog and I hear giggling and paper rattling. I go out and what did I find? Austin on a chair in the pantry cupboard picking out two treats (kit kats) one for him and one for Gavin...... Oh boy!

12 foot ladder, me, attic manhole open, and Christmas boxes. Austin is perched on top of the ladder... oh crap!

Okay most people knew we had a kitty Uno was her name, she's currently MIA? Anyway Austin knows the kitty stuff is a No No or does he.... Can anyone say kitty litter!

So when trying to teach Austin things like colors for example, you can ask him what color anything is and his reply "color". I'm sure he'll get it eventually because he picked up on other things like, cars, trucks, jeep, landcrusier he knows those. Animals he's okay at, just not colors.....

Austin meets mom and dads closet, Austin wins..... Closet looks like hurricane katrina hit it.

Austin meets the child door covers, Austin opens it like a pro. Austin looks at the plug covers, pops them right off and plugs in what ever cord he can find...

Austin please don't turn the TV on and off... or the lights, or the computer, stop pulling all the shoes out. How many toys do you have to have out at once? Please leave the towls alone, don't touch the remote, stop driving the car over your brother, I'm starting to think its all or nothing with this kid.

So here is my list of Austinisms... Now the Gmister is crying and I should be going, who knows what is happening now...