I've been thinking about a few things lately....

So here's my story and I'm sticking to it...

About now your all probable wondering why I have picture's of my dogs posted with out captions well....

Anyway I'm sitting at home this one lovely Friday and I'm not particularly doing anything of significance when I received a phone call.

Heather: "Hello?"

A. Ginger: "Yeah Heather this is you Aunt Ginger."

Heather: "Hi, what's up?"

A. Ginger: "Well we just received a phone call about three dogs in your neighborhood that are being abused. The caller gave us an address similar to yours and said it was a blue house with a blue roof. Don't you have dogs?"

Heather: "Yes we have two dogs in a kennel out back, but they aren't being abused."

A. Ginger: "Well this lady said they don't have any food or water and that there being neglected and abused..."

Now that was a reenactment of the conversation, it was a little more detailed than that. I gave her suggestions on who's dogs it might be, not thinking anyone would ever consider our dogs as being "abused". After all its not like they didn't have food and water and toys. We take them running just about every night and usually play with them more than once a day. I never would have thought this call was actually for me...

But.....

I was indeed wrong.

Apparently my neighbor, the one who just moved into Kelly Roaring's house to the East of us. Milly is what I'll call her, just to protect her name, after all she didn't know what she was doing would cause this effect. Anyway Milly got a job up at the hospital and she was talking to a co-worker who will call the evil Spam bitch (because I can). Any way poor Milly was telling her about the neighborhood and she mentioned my dogs and said that there really cute, but last night (Thursday) she could her the little one whining. Well Spam bitch got all up-tight in her pantie hose and went all PETA on her and began telling her how we were abusing our dogs and that she (Spam bitch) needed to report it immediately...

Needless to say she reported it, I got a call and the cops.... Well we all know Monticello and our wonderful Police dept. they of course showed up, but drove off with out questioning me or the dogs....

So needless to say, I tried to call Spam Bitch on Friday, but she had already gone home for the day.....

Monday morning now holds more significance to me...

I called Spam Bitch on Monday and asked her that next time, if she's going to report dogs being abused to the police that she needs to come and verify information first... On second hand if she felt so strongly about it she was more than welcome to come and see the dogs in question at that moment... Other wise she needed to butt out!

So that's my story and I'm sticking to it... Evil Spam Bitch of the world should mind her own damn business!